Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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