she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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