I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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