I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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