I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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