we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
