her vagine was all disorganized.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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