As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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