Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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