I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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