I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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