he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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