Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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