my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
