The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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