ugly people sure do ruin things
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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