I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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