The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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