And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I need a burrito and a hug.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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