It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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