just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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