it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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