just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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