his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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