TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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