Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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