oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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