oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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