Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
