You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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