Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize