Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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