Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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