Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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