I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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