at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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