Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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