Having a random hookup so left but love u
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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