Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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