yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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