I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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