Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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