Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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