This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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