so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
