did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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