why didn't you poke me back
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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