how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Every concussion has its silver lining
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize
