Sry I called you an 8
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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