no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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