Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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