heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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