What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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