I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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