VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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