11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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