Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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