i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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