dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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