who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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